The new iPhone 5 and me.

My phone is old. Not quite brick old, but old. It doesn’t do e-mail, doesn’t tell me where I am and there isn’t an angry bird in sight. It does take photos but it’s like they’ve been taken through a sock. Oh, and I’m on Pay As You Go. Totally unacceptable unless you’re a character in The Wire. Which I am, but only in my own head.

I can explain. Like 14 billion other fans of shiny things, I’m waiting to see what Apple have up their magical sleeve. The iPhone 5. Or 4S or 4.5 or whatever they choose to call it. I say they freak a few people out and call it the iPhone 7. Anyway, apparently an announcement is imminent, perhaps as soon as tomorrow (although they did also say this in June). My expectations are high. 3 cameras would be awesome – an additional one on the inside so you can see how it all works. If it also worked as a steam iron that would also be handy. And an Angry Birds 9/11 anniversary edition? Probably in bad taste. Scratch that.

There has been much iPhone 5 speculation as always with new Apple products and there are already entire websites devoted to an iPhone that doesn’t even exist yet. Anyway, until we know more I’ll leave you with 2 short video pieces on all things iPhone.

One “leaked” video speculating on some amazing new features. Really? And one film that brings all the Apple technophiles back down to earth. After all, it’s just plastic, wires and a few microchips. OR IS IT????

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